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1. Short the $VIX.
2. Long $SNAP
3. Buy high, sell low
Also no offense but this probably doesn’t belong in the ‘correction methods’ sub-forum
See disclaimer above.
Yes, probably miscategorized.. Could not create a new section. Why buy high and sell low? Is that a joke!?!?! LOL
Update: Oh, on futures! Got it. Thanks, Varbrah!
Please do the opposite of all my advice for the love of god plz do not short the VIX haha